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 Thursday's
Joke of the Day
A
livestock truck overturned. The young reporter who covered the story declared
on camera, "Two cows, Black and Gus, escaped into nearby woods."
At the studio there
was laughter as they cut to a commercial.
After the break, the
reporter sheepishly added, "About that overturned truck, make those
Black Angus cattle."
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Bonus Joke:
A disc jockey was
introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for
Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, congratulations
on a ripe old age!"
There was a short
pause and then the D. J. said in a somewhat more subdued voice, "I'm
sorry, I got it wrong. This next one is for Charlotte Burke, who is ill."
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Extra Bonus Joke:
A stout elderly woman
enters a room in which an elderly gentleman is sitting. When he does not
rise, she chides him, "I see that you are not so gallant as when
you were a boy!"
He shoots right back:
"And I see that you are not so buoyant as when you were a gal!"
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